Win Tickets for: Secret Policeman's Ball : Best Ever Gag? 
Source: http://blogs.amnesty.org.uk/blogs_entry.asp?eid=1963
I’m not going to give you any suggestions because I’m assuming you’re not a moron, but I will say this: DO NOT PICK DEL BOY. You may however plump for single gags, full-blown sketches or other random moments which have had you simultaneously weeping, gasping for air and barking like a goose.
The best response – as judged by me – will receive two tickets to the Secret Policeman’s Ball. That’s right, you can go to the Ball.
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